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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:50

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
share office space ...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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